I want to marry this woman.

If you haven't seen this, you need to give it a look. Mika Brzezinski refuses to report the inane horse shit daily spewed on mainstream 24 hour news channels.



I don't know about you but I am so fucking sick of Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan and their ilk constantly being reported when we are in a sham war and our liberties at home are being stripped daily by a cynical and ignorant administration. I mean FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!!!!! Isn't there some missing white girl out there we can care about???? Oh yeah, I forgot they found her body and the black boyfriend did it. FFFFFUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!!! I mean surely there is some D-list celebrity out there that has overdosed on oxycotin and bon bons, right???? FuckFuckFuckFuckFuck...FFFFUUUUCCCKK!!!!! Any way hats off to Mika, lets hope she doesn't get fired for refusing to dumb down the American public.

Breaking Down Racial Stereotypes: Part IV

Since RD Hardcore hijacked my shtick in his last post, I have been trying to hold back in the fourth installment of the 'Stereotype' series. Unfortunately, all my ideas for posts have been to long winded for my lazy ass to write. So here goes...

Don't think Indians (feather not dot) can dance? Check this shit out.



My God, does that song fucking rock my tomahawk. Anyway, you just got served, Kemo Sabe.

Breaking Down Racial (and Musical) Stereotypes

Do you think that only black folks can beatbox?
Do you think that beatboxing is only for hip hop?

May these videos change your mind.







Yes, Virginia, there is a French beatboxer.  Every time you hear a beatbox Billie Jean, an angel gets a nose job.

Can we give Dubbya, Bono's job? Please?

Not sure if anyone else has seen this, but I think it is fucking hilarious, so to bad. Sit back and enjoy.



I know the standard thing to say would be something like, "Don't quit your day job." But, in Dubbya's case I think it would actually be a good idea. And besides I find Bono's constant flashing of the "peace" hand signal while he wears those same stupid black goggle/sunglasses he's been wearing since "Achtung Baby," as annoying as Duddya's constant fucking up of...well, everything. And while we're at maybe we can get Cheney to play keyboards or something. To dare to dream.

Would you listen to this band?

I know that I would. R2-D2 rocking on the sysentsizer, Darth Vader on the monster Bass, Hans Solo'ing' on a Flying V...fuck yeah!!! They would definitely be some kind of 'space-prog rock.' What I really want to see is the VH1 "Behind the Music" special on these guys, or even a battle of the bands between them and Star Trek or Battlestar Galactica. I just hope George Lucas is no longer managing these guys. You know he would put together a reunion tour and it would suck dick.

Yesterday, All My Dreams Were So Far Away....

I was going through some boxes the other day when I found this photo of me and RD Hardcore back when we first meet in Middle School...



Ah yes, those were the salad days.

Breaking Down Racial Stereotypes: Part III

Think all black guys can dance? Well check this shit out...



Now, I know that this doesn't exactly prove that all black guys can't dance but it does prove that these particular black guys surely can not. And the reason is that the above is not dancing but dry humping ...an ottoman...and a mirror...and a door...and a lamp. I don't think I have seen anything this disturbing since that scene in "Fried Green Tomatoes," where a group of overweight, middle-aged white women look at their vagina's with a hand mirror. Gives me the shivers every time. Which leads me to wonder if this type of "dancing" will be the inspiration for another urban teen dance movie a la "You Got Served," and if so what would the title be? If anyone has any idea's please leave a comment. You just got served.