Live Blogging on the Presidential Debates

Hey ya'll muthafuckas! I am being so fucking politico-blogospherin'

7:58 PM - Two minutes till debate. There was some cowboys being all reality teeveeing. This ain't reality. Nobody really is so bigger douche.

7:59 PM - One minute to debate. That woman got a silly lookin face. It's like its almost hot, but mostly stupid.

8:00 PM - Liberal Jew Run Media maven, Katie Couric starts it off. Her lipstick shade is pretty unflattering. Woah. Mccain's wife is pretty smokin. How old is she? Jim Lehrer eyes scare me. Somebody call a crow to cover up those scary things with their wings.

8:02 PM - Candidates come out. Applause that would make Arsenio Hall proud.

8:03 PM - First question. Obama wastes 30 seconds thanking people. Maybe it was more like 23 seconds. Trickle down my dick is pee pee. McCain wastes 45 seconds thanking people. Shiny head. Woah, blinding! "lose their credits..." What is this a Star Wars Sci-fi world? Woah, did I just fall asleep? What does Normandy invasion have to do with voting for bailing out of financial shit?
Woah, comedy duo here! I guess this shit isn't funny if you arent watching the thing as I am typing this shit. Space language rolling across the bottom.

8:17 PM - I am getting tired of this shit. I really just want to pay attention now. And this probably isn't funny.

This is Great.

Thats all.