Separated at Birth? Pt. II

While trolling around the internet today I happened upon this gem from Portland rapper Laz-D, who happens to have downs syndrome.

While watching the video, it took me about all of 5 seconds to realize that Laz-D and grill wearing, Houston based rapper Paul Wall must have been separated at birth. Now I know what you are going to say, "Aren't all white rappers retarded?" To which I will reply, "Well, you may have a point...but ultimately, NO." Hip Hop artists such as Necro, MC Paul Barman, Sucka MCs, Grand Buffet and the Beastie Boys tend to buck the trend of the stupidity of 'white rappers.' But unfortunately, Paul Wall does not. In fact I'm not sure if these two guys are separated at birth, or its just the case that Paul Wall is straight up retarded. Take this picture for instance.



Or hell, check this one out...




What a spazz. Shit, just do a Google image search of this guy, they are all pretty tardy looking, if you ask me. This may explain why Paul Wall likes shiny metal objects so much. I also found further evidence below.

Thanks for the advice on picking up the shorties, Paul!!! I would have thought that a good way to pick up girls is not to talk like a complete fucking idiot. Goes to show what I know. In another segment of this web show, Paul enlightens us upon the life changing aspects of fatherhood, when he states, "one of the things that change about you is organization in your bedroom." What the fuck? Thats the best he could come up with? I bet it really sucks when you have to share your toys with you kid too, huh Paul? I know you bought those diamond encrusted Tonka Trucks, but you really should share with your three year old, buddy.

I guess I should be careful what I say since according to this video, Paul Wall is quite the internet guru cause hes got the 'internet goin nutz'...

Hope you like the blog, Paul Wall...you retarded jackass.

Power of the Penis!

Dear Readers of Bad Guy Reaction,

A delightful video from our friends down at YouTube was brought to my attention today.  I felt that I had to share this with you, Dear Readers.  I also felt that just putting up a link to a video is bad blog etiquette.  I suppose that you come here to read our often comical takes on the world at large (or because we badgered you enough that you finally came to the site.)  But I figure you don't spend that valuable time of yours between submitting pre-quals, toasting bagels, and taking your hourly shits to see "Hey, I found a funny picture of a ____fill in animal here___ with huge nutz. LOL."  So that brought me to, maybe I will make a insightful comment on the video, and drop a joke or two.  But as the video carried on, I found that nothing I could type could bring any more enjoyment to you, Dear Readers.

Without further adieu,
I present to you

Vagina Power with Alexyss Tyler!




(Does she have a little bit of an Ilsa thing going on in the second one? Oh, no, she is a pilot, not an SS)

Racial Profiling & Netflix: A Chilling Expose

See below the "Breaking Down Racial Stereotypes" post, please.

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drew6r19

Breaking Down Racial Stereotypes

Don't think white people can dance? Check this shit out...



You just got served.

Racial Profiling & Netflix: A Chilling Expose

Now, I will have to admit something at the outset. This 'expose' is not quite as 'chilling' or 'in dept' as the title may lead you to believe. But I do have a couple of 'nippy' examples of questionable if not dubious Netflix 'suggestions' I recently received. For those of you not familiar with the whole Netflix phenomena you might want to get your head out of your ass. But to make a long story short, it has software that suggests "Movies You'll Love" based on movies you indicated that you 'enjoyed' through its movie ranking system. And I am calling that 'software' out as a bigot. That may be a bit harsh. It may be more of a case of inadvertent cultural insensitivity brought on by ignorance, and I'm sure some of the Netflix "Movies You'll Love" softwares' best friends are DOS programs, but that is not an acceptable excuse for biggoted movie recommedations. Anyway, here is the first suspicious recommendation that caught my attention.

Example number one.

In the above example, the movie "Akeelah and the Bee" is suggested because i enjoyed the movie "Malcolm X." If you are not familiar with the movie "Malcolm X" it is the story of the late Civil Rights leader, Malcolm X, and his journey from a two bit hoodlum to a militant black separatist via the Nation of Islam and his eventual rejection of the latter's principles resulting in his assassination. If you are not familiar with the movie "Akeelah and the Bee," it is the story of a girl who goes to the national spelling bee.

Not really seeing a similarity or logical reason why these two movies may be linked to one another? Let me help you out...there isn't one. Except for the fact that there's 'Black Folk' in both. What is even more egregious is the fact that "Akeelah and the Bee," isn't even suggested because of an array of other films I enjoyed. Nope, just "Malcolm X".

Example number two.

This next one is stand up comedy from comedian, Katt Williams. I like Katt Williams. But thats not to say I see where Malcolm X would like Katt Williams. The majority of Katts' stand up, as you may have gathered from the movies title, is about 'pimps' and 'hoe's.' Granted Malcolm Little certainly sported his fair share of zoot suits and referred to himself as a hustler back in the day, but I highly doubt Malcolm X would find 'pimps' and 'hoes' humorous after he found the honorable Elijah Muhammad and converted to the Nation of Islam. I guess other than the fact that they are both black men, Netflixs "Movies You'll Love" software, must think they are cousins as well.

Which leads me to the question..."Whats next"? For instance, lets say I rate the Disney movie "Aladdin" highly on Netflix...



Will I get a suggestion along the lines of this?



While I'm sure that some of Netflixs "Movies You'll Love" softwares' best friends are also virus programs, I would have to imagine that it also loves Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity as well.

Although, I have not pushed the speed dial to Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson to spearhead a grassroots campaign to get the "Movies You'll Love" software fired from Netflixs just yet, I will be keeping a close eye on its future recommedations.

If anyone else has any examples of bigotted Netflix suggestions please leave a comment.

Review of a Movie I Haven't Seen: 300

It seems that everybody with $8.50 USD, a few hours to spare, and access to the internet have been blogging their reviews of the newest Frank Miller foray into digital moving pictures. But I myself do not have the money, the time, or internet access. So I haven't seen 300, and I won't blog my review.

That being said. Here is my review of a movie that I haven't seen.

I think the reactions of the undertones of American xenophobia in the film were greatly overblown. Every bowling team has to bowl against another team. Think the Dude v. the Jesus. So those Romans (good guys) have to beat the Islams (bad guys.) It blew me out of the mind when the bad guys actually bowled that perfect game. Then Xerses started that pop group with his gal pals, and got addicted to over-the-counter caffiene pills. Then he sent that letter, but it went to some gay guy two years ago, when bowling wasn't invented yet. So he got in that phone booth and went back to make out with that guy and invent bowling, so that there could be the first Olympics.

Overall I think it was a magical journey into the heart of a group of ragtag bowlers who invented time travel and the Olympics. There should be a sequal made, 301 where the reinvent future bowling so that a perefect score is 301.

I give it 7 out of 4 thumbs.