Friday, October 12, 2007

Energy Drinks

I normally never drink power/energy drinks because they just look stupid to me. The only energy drink I consume on a regular basis is a half case of Miller High Life. But I have found a new product that really knocked my socks off...literally. Check it out.



They also have other flavors you might want try as well.



Cheers.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

What people are thinking?

Or

What are people thinking?


Today, on a whim, I looked at three different search engines' top searches of the day. I was baffled by the results. Speaking of the results, here they are:

Chelsea Clinton
active volcanos
synaesthesia

I think there is an underlying link between the three. What is it? I think if we solve this puzzle, the worlds unknowns shall fall at our feet. We shall create a new secret society to protect our knowledge, and in hundreds of years, independant wrestling shows will be held in our meeting halls and our descendants will drive around in small automobiles.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Talking Shit

A real list of things I have really said in real chat that relate to poop.


me: because i was just thinking that for a moment... maybe i will eat nothing but raspberries for 2 weeks, and my poop will be the dip
Statley: i think that regardless of what you eat, your poop will still be rife with dead red blood cells. and, of course, that mucus coating.

yeah. i dont get turned on by pooping or poop

i know what that poop is. holy F, i have no rolaids

when you smell my poop smell, you forget everything

wow. you know, i never realized how bad maxims writing was until recently. i could shit circles around these turdturders

i felt like 3 turds in a 2-turd-sized duffle bag yesterday.