Monday, October 20, 2008

Be A Hero!

I have run across this video a couple times in the past few days whilst investigating musical instruments of the FUTURRREEE!!

I can not begin to describe how this makes me feel, especially around the 54 second mark.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Question and Answer Session

Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?

A: Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Live Blogging on the Presidential Debates

Hey ya'll muthafuckas! I am being so fucking politico-blogospherin'

7:58 PM - Two minutes till debate. There was some cowboys being all reality teeveeing. This ain't reality. Nobody really is so bigger douche.

7:59 PM - One minute to debate. That woman got a silly lookin face. It's like its almost hot, but mostly stupid.

8:00 PM - Liberal Jew Run Media maven, Katie Couric starts it off. Her lipstick shade is pretty unflattering. Woah. Mccain's wife is pretty smokin. How old is she? Jim Lehrer eyes scare me. Somebody call a crow to cover up those scary things with their wings.

8:02 PM - Candidates come out. Applause that would make Arsenio Hall proud.

8:03 PM - First question. Obama wastes 30 seconds thanking people. Maybe it was more like 23 seconds. Trickle down my dick is pee pee. McCain wastes 45 seconds thanking people. Shiny head. Woah, blinding! "lose their credits..." What is this a Star Wars Sci-fi world? Woah, did I just fall asleep? What does Normandy invasion have to do with voting for bailing out of financial shit?
Woah, comedy duo here! I guess this shit isn't funny if you arent watching the thing as I am typing this shit. Space language rolling across the bottom.

8:17 PM - I am getting tired of this shit. I really just want to pay attention now. And this probably isn't funny.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Ladyboys Here I Come!

As Rodney, has mentioned(and most of the three people that read this blog already know), I will be traveling to the land of the Ladyboy! Check em out!!! (Make sure to watch all the way to the end. The expression on the guys face when he realizes that the chick he's sexually harassing has a hard on is priceless.)

I mean shit, these dudes are hotter than the all real women I've ever slept with. I know that ain't saying much (where did you go Bama girl???) But damn, reminds of the old Barbarians single, 'Are you a boy are a girl?' Suffice it to say, this may damp down on any aspirations of getting laid in Thailand that I may of had. Its not really sexual appealing when you have to ask someone for a birth certificate before you get your freak on. But then again what happens in Thailand stays in Thailand, right? Besides, if I do end up drunkly sleeping with a dude, at least they be smoking hot.


Friday, August 15, 2008

Drew is going to Thailand.

On his return, we will throw a big party complete with this band...

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Wow! I haven't been around here in a while. I guess it is time to start blogging again now that the 4 people who used to read this thing have probably quit. I think shit making fun of Hitler is fucking hilarious, don't you? Check this OUT!!

The Cowboys fucking suck. Tony Romo is a bitch. Anyway, here is another one. It may not make sense to those of you that don't have an XBOX 360 (cheap ass Wii owners), but your probably smart enough to get the gist.

I know, I know. Fucking Hilarious. Apparently, there is a whole series of the XBOX version. Anyway, I'm going to go do something else now. I will leave you with this bit of internet phenomena that you probably have already seen, but I just can't help myself...

Steers and Queers!!!!